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Proverbs 31 for the Manosphere

Inspired by a comment Amy left, here is my attempt of Proverbs 31 for the Red Pill Women. This is meant to be funny, although I am sure some with no sense of humor will get all bent out of shape over this.
I left out some some verses as they didn’t fit. Feel free to suggest your own.

A virtual wife of noble character who can find?
She is worth far more than rubies.

The manosphere has full confidence in her
and lacks nothing of value.

She brings her men and white knights good, not harm,
all the days of her life.

She selects sweet words and seductive selfies
and types with eager hands

She is like the merchant ships,
bringing her goods from afar.

She gets up before dawn to write blogs posts;
and provides sweet, soothing words to her orbiters

She sets about her blogging vigorously;
her heart is strong for her tasks.

She sees that her blogging and comments are profitable to to the ego,
and the glow of her computer screen does not go out at night.

Her hands are busy spinning lies
and her fingers twisting words.

She opens her arms to angry, distraught men
and extends her hands to the needy men, comforting them

When it snows with nasty comments, she has no fear for her men;
for all of them are clothed in red cloth against her bosum, the cloth of truth.

She makes coverings for her bed;
she is clothed in fine linen and red.

Her men are respected at the virtual gate,
where they takes their seat among the elders of the land.

She is clothed with pride and vanity;
she can laugh at those she thinks are less

She speaks with sweet words dripping with honey,
and faithful manipulation is on her tongue.

She watches over the affairs of her men and white knights
and does not eat the bread of blogging idleness.

Her followers arise and call her blessed;
her white knights also, and they praises her:

“Many women do noble things,
but you surpass them all.”

Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who bows to the manosphere is to be praised.

Honor her for all that her writings have done,
and let her works bring her praise at the manoshpere gate.

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4 thoughts on “Proverbs 31 for the Manosphere

  1. Honestly, chaste discreet Christian women shouldn’t give a hoot about what another man thinks, except her own husband. I’m to the point where I don’t care what a lot of other women think either, as their opinions don’t supersede that of God and my husband.

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  2. Note for any manosphere guys wandering by:

    Chaste, discreet Christian women do not give Penthouse-letter type play-by-play detail about their marital intimacies to strange men on the internet.

    You may be confusing “normal behavior for chaste, discreet Christian woman” with “normal behavior for webcam girl.”

    Please update your files!

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  3. I liked “types with eager hands” and “the glow of her computer screen does not go out at night” a lot. Very nice!

    This is not in the right spirit at all, though: ““Many women do noble things,
    but you surpass them all.”

    Tsk, tsk.

    However, I just noticed the first lines: “A virtual wife of noble character who can find?” Nicely done! I didn’t notice the “virtual” before.

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